Republicans Doing Their Best to F*** Us Up...

As you can see, with the polls as horrible for Republicans as they have been, and the outlook in November looking good for the country and the Democrats, the Republicans MUST do something to try and sway the voters...So what do they do?

They want N. Korea to go to war with us. Not only does it re-focus the subject on N. Korea and NOT the sick bastard that hid Mark Foley, Hastert, but it also gets our security up in the spotlight again where they can continue their bullshitting about how Democrats are not up to protecting American. I got news for you Republicans, the Democrats will take better care of this country then you ever can. I don't remember 9/11 happening in 1999 or 2000...nope, it happened in 2001, the year YOU, Bush, sat on your ass and ignored all the warnings from the people who are supposed to warn you. You obviously don't remember, "Bin Laden determinted to attack inside the US" hmmm, oh well, I guess some people just enter dementia earlier in their lives then others.

As for Foley, Republicans are trying to say, and I quote, "It's interesting the timing of the release of the story..." etc... Well, John Stewart showed a CNN news anchor ask the most obvious question to the Republican congressman who said that, "What proof do you have that Democrats are behind the leak?" and of course he stuttered for ten seconds before finally answering that OH so brilliant answer, "uhh, what proof do you have they aren't?" John Stewart said it best when he responded on his show that we all know that people are not guilty until the rest of the world is proven innocent. That Republican congressman just got bitchslapped and deserved it too.

McCain decided he would try and blame N. Korea on the Clinton administration. That blew up in his face as everyone knew and knows that N. Korea had no real ambitions in 2000 but shortly after Bush took office and focused all his attention on Iraq (saying something along the lines, "How are we going to get Saddam" long before 9/11), N. Korea said well shit, we hate Bush, let's make sure we are protected, he's too busy over there. Even AFTER the nuclear test we send the Eisenhower Carrier where? Korean Bay? Yellow Sea? NO, Iran! Why? They are next on Bush's hit list. He needs to get us into another war we can't win before the elections so security will stay an issue. Well go ahead because the country and the new Democratic congress may remove you themselves if you do take us to war with Iran.